Halloween Catch Up Post Pt. 1

I've seen a lot of movies and I'll never be able to post them all in time so you get a majorly abridged post.

Movie # 12

The American Scream (2012)

 

Decent enough doc on 3 different people who make haunted houses at their homes.  One guy does it for himself and makes his family sacrifice so he can make up for a lost childhood.  Didn't like him if you can tell.  Another guy does it just by dumpster diving and enjoys making things because it allows him to spend time with his family.  The last is a father/son team who are a little slow possibly but very likable.  They are of course also clowns when not scaring. 

 That used coffin cost him $200

Rating: 6.3 Zombie lollipops.  Another doc that shows a culture that I didn't know existed.  Not the best, not the worst.

Movie #13

Blackenstein (1973)

 This movie sucked.  I thought that it could be a fun watch at least but instead it was such a waste of time.  Whenever Blackenstein ripped someones instestines out, they oddly just looked like chili.  Boobs though.

He's not going in for a hug

 Rating: 3.0 black licorice.  That might've been racist.    Anyway, I don't like black licorice.

Movie #14

Evil Dead 2 (1987)

 I saw the second half of this and then went back and watched the beginning.  Movie will always be fun to watch.  Effects look really cool still.  Army of Darkness next year.

 

Don't hug the trees.  They might hug back.

Rating: 8 Life Savers Gummies.  Just like 1 but better.

Movie #15

House (1986)

Ding dong, you're dead is an awesome tagline.  I saw most of this movie but was a little distracted while watching it so I'll need to see it again.  Movie had a lot of good things working for it.  Hallucinations, Vietnam flashbacks and 80's vibe all make for a pretty good movie.

"Yarp"

Rating : 6.1 Andes Mints.  Lots of guys like this popping up too.

Movie #16

Sinister (2012)

This movie ended up being kind of a let down.  I like where it went but it just needed something more after the ending.  If a movie has a twist at the end, that shouldn't just be it because I need something else.

Why did it always have to be kids!

Rating: 5.0 Lemonheads.  Didn't care for Ethan Hawke or his character.  Liked the story for the most part though.

Movie# 17

Slither (2006)

This movie was gross but in a good way.  Nathan Fillion tries to save Elizabeth Banks from an alien infected Michael Rooker.  That's basically the plot.

Would dump.

6.1 Bit o Honey's.  Nathan Fillion was great as was the mayor.  Jenna Fischer had a little part too.  Good horror movie that wasn't too serious.

Movie# 18

Haxan (1922)

This movie was bonkers.  Haxan is a swedish doc/horror movie about the history of witchcraft.  Satan pops up a ton and takes part in a lot of orgys.  The black and white silent movie style that it's in makes it way creepier.

Quickly walk away.

Rating 6.4 Runts.  Probably won't watch again but it was a crazy late night experience.

Movie# 19

Troll (1986)

This movie sucked.  I can see why troll 2 is the worst movie ever (almost).  The only thing to take out of this is the main character's dad is named Harry Potter.

Crucial Label

Rating: 1.1 Pearsons Salted Nut Rolls.  Nothing good about this movie.  Super boring.

Movie# 20

The Loved Ones (2009)

This movie was the opposite of Troll.  It was good.  Gory but didn't go over the line into gross.  Chick and dad were bananas crazy.  The Keanu Reeves look alike was decent but didn't add anything.  More boobs.

Those are not the eyes of a sane man.

Rating: 8.3 Last years Australian movies were undewhelming but not this one.  Good little torture movie.


Movie#21

V/H/S 2 (2013)

This movie was a ton of fun to watch.  Almost passed because 1 wasn't that good but this was totally worth it.  More boobs.  Here is my ranking of favorite to least : Safe Haven, Phase 1 Clinical Trials, A Ride in the Park, Slumber Party Alien Abduction, Tape 49.

Wrong kind of fire drill

Rating 8.4 Sour Patch Kids.  One of the better anthologies that I've seen.

Pt. 2 coming later tonight.